Oh Rachel, why didn't you send that to me? I could cry, that is so powerful to read! Thank you for sharing! I have my own little version of the first story:

There was a teenage girl who never prayed, but still believed in God. She always said that she never "had the time to pray". Her friends and her always joked and teased the people who believe in God. They laugh and tell them that if they screw up, God will send them to Hell, because they are little pets. Sad I know, but, the girl always regretted saying all of those nasty things to those saints. She always repeated to herself that she will later pray and ask for forgiveness and everything will be fine. Her friends and her were walking to her home, and when her friends stopped and she kept walking across the road, she was hit by a bus. When she got to Heaven, the angel told her that he could not find her name on the list. She got down on her knees and pleaded for the angel to look again. He did and still could not find her name. The girl asked if she could speak to God, so the angel let her. The girl pleaded,"Why are you sending me to Hell? Why am I not on the list?" Gods answer was,"You never prayed or had time for me. You screwd up, and now you shall go to Hell!"