I bought a sweater many years ago, and the washing instruction tag said to "Wash in Snow". Good thing it was a Winter sweater lol! I wish I'd clipped out a few articles from the paper too. One was in the "Lost & Found" section of the local paper, and someone had lost a "Grey and White Kitchen". Another was one I couldn't resist...a person was selling a "Half couch". I called the number in the ad, and asked very nicely if he'd be willing to sell just a quarter of it? He was NOT amused and rudely hung up on me! I was ROFLMAO! To this day, I'm still wondering what a 'half couch' is?