Like Oh My Gosh!!! How on earth can we treat our kids this way??!! I too, am a bad mother! Please don't report me....LOL

MOFF, I'm guilty of this too:
-Shooing Marius off the bed when I'm trying to read because he lays by the pillow and INSISTS on washing himself and making the bed bounce. PLUS he makes a most annoying slurping noise.
YUK! LOL

-Only giving the kitties one catnip furry mouse to play with instead of all 6

-God forbid, letting their bowls be empty! They make me feel REAL guilty about this when I refill the bowls by jamming their heads in there even before all food has been poured in. So Starving they must be! OH!!!

-eating string cheese in front of them and not sharing Bad BAD mommy!! I shared before!!

-not having a fresh catmint supply. I do have some of the dried stuff...does that count??!!

-and the worst of all...moving out of an uncomfortable position in bed...hence disturbing Marius's beauty sleep...

ROTFL