I will admit to the following:
Shooing Leonardo off the bed when I'm trying to read because he lays by the pillow and INSISTS on washing himself and making the bed bounce. PLUS he makes a most annoying slurping noise.

Putting drops in Chester's ears because they have been bothering him. Also, drops (different kind] in Luke's eye that was infected. (All better now, thanks)

I am guilty of taking their uneatten canned food, mixing it with dry food and feeding outside strays, rather than let it spoil in their dishes.

Only brushing one cat at a time. They hate to wait their turn.

I actually let their dry food bowl get empty...TWICE this month so far.

I ate a slice of angelfood cake with canned peaches poured over it and DID NOT SHARE.
NAWTEE, NAWTEE, MOMMY!