Originally posted by lbaker
You can drink your slushies through a "funny straw" too!
Oh goodie, a funny straw! Can I, can I, please....

Look Slick, drinking a red slushie through a blue straw makes it look purple - cool - wanna try? Here, you try the red slushie through the yellow straw and see what color you get.

Oh drat, I missed my mouth and now I have red slushie all over my white blouse. Sheesh, can't do anything right today.