I plead guilty to the following:

* one count of lockin' a furbie in the bathroom (for Sophie's take on this read here )

* uhh... , 16 counts of not spaying or 'noodle-ing' the (premiscious) finned residents! (eek! and all in the same tank...quick! someone call the Guppy Housing Authorities!)

* numerous counts of providing parsley at only one of the demanded times

* three counts of not always having baby carrots in supply