LoudLou said:

"You do know that the Number One Rule for the toilet on a tour bus is NO NUMBER 2, right?"



Oh, man, you have GOT to be a bus driver!!!!!

After 16 years of dumping "floaters" oh, yes, I know that rule!

Usually, the standard announcement I make is this:

There is a washroom on board for emergency purposes, however, ladies and gentlemen, we like to think of it as stove and a bank!

We'll start with the bank. Every time a deposit is made, the original balance is increased and the interest grows. With every additional deposit, more interest accumulates including compound interest.

Now, we'll move to the stove. Remember where that room is folks. It is sitting right over an engine that gets hotter as the day progresses and it's like that stew, ladies, that you simmer all day long on the back of the stove and the wonderful aroma that flows thru the entire house.........same principal, TOTALLY different result."

That's usually all it takes, cause by the end, they're killing themselves laughing, however, with these groups that are coming, they have paid premium prices and the washroom is supposed to be accessible.

Hopefully, they'll like our coffee...I'll take them to Timmy's.