My car has gotten a lot of names over the years...*its a 93' Ford Festiva, and its been through a lot more than it should have...*

When I got it, the guy who had it before me named it the Lexstiva, after someone put a Lexus logo on the hood as a practical joke lol. Not only did he keep the hood logo, he put a few more on the back hatch and on the sides. When I upgraded it slightly, I renamed it the Fastiva because of its reputation for winning parking lot races . The upgrades also earned it the name Loudstiva because it sounds a lot bigger than it really is. When I crunched the poor thing on the mini van, it was the Wreckstiva until it was repaired and redubbed the Frankenstiva (the hood and the passenger front fender are a different color than the rest of the car)

The poor thing will probibly be renamed a few more times, and of course Ive ommitted some of the not so nice things I've called the car *Funny yes, appropriate...not so much*

this is why I shouldnt answer these car threads