I work with a girl who is not only a huge moron, but gross too. About a month ago we had a plate of cupcakes in the refrigerator at my work, a sweet old lady brought them in for us. I saw my coworker eating one, but she was just eating the icing off the top, and she was eating it with her finger. I thought it was odd, but whatever, I know not be surprised when it comes to her. Well, shortly after that I opened the refrigerator to find 4 cupcakes in the refrigerator with the icing missing. It was only the two of us there that day and I haden't done it, so that leaves only her. I was appalled to think that someone, even her, would do such a thing as to eat the icing off of a cupcake and then put the cupcake back... and not once, but 4 times!

She says something everyday that completely baffles me. Today she said to me "I like your purse is it reversible?" I said that it was, and she said "I love things that are reversible, when they get dirty you just turn them inside out." I replied with "or you could wash it".

Justin works with a guy that makes up his own jokes and they are always really bad.

My favorite morons are the ones that work for roadrunner and are suppose to hook up the modem to the computer when you first get it, but when they see you have a Mac they don't know what to do and you have to figure it out yourself.