I HAD to Google Shakespaw .... here's a bit more:
"A proper Manx, as one shall see in a summer’s day."
-- from A Midslumber Mice Dream, Act I. sc. 2; later used in "Midsummer Night's Dream" as "A proper man, as one shall see in a summer's day."
"Can one desire too much of a good string?"
-- from As You Lick It, Act IV. sc. 1; later used in "As You Like It" as "Can one desire too much of a good thing?"
"A dish fit for the cod."
-- from Julie Has Seafood, Act II. sc. 1; later used in "Julius Caesar" as "A dish fit for the gods."
"O Meow, Meow! wherefore art thou Meow?"
-- from No Meow and Julie Ate It, Act II. sc. 2; plagiarized by William "Shakespeare" in his so-called "Romeo and Juliet" as "O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?"
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Mice acquaint a Manx with strange bedfellows."
-- from The Ten Pets, Act II. sc. 2; plagiarized by William "Shakespeare" as "Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows."
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"That Manx that hath a tail, I say, is no Manx."
-- from The Two Gentle Manx of Verona, Act III, sc. 1
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"A merry cat sleeps all the day."
-- from A Winter's No-Tail, Act IV, sc. 3
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"Wherefore are these toys hid?"
-- from Twelfth Bite, Act I, sc. 3
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"Methought I heard a voice cry, "Sleep more! My pet does need sleep!"
-- from Mypet, Act II, sc. 2
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"Purr... a dish to catch my sole, but I do love thee! and when I love thee not, Chicken is come again."
-- from Cathello, Act III, sc. 3
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"I tasted mice, and now doth mice taste me."
-- from Rat's Yard II, Act V, sc. 5
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"Beware the Iams of March."
-- from Julie Has Seafood, Act I, sc. 2
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"O for tuna, for tuna! all humans call me finicky."
-- from No Meow and Julie Ate It, Act III, sc. 5
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"The better part of velour is destruction"
-- from Henry the Furred, Part I, Act V, sc. 4
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"I will fasten my claws on this sleeve of thine: thou art an elm, my human, I, a vine."
-- from The Calm Me Is An Error, Act II, sc. 2
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"Not that I loved Science Diet less, but that I loved Eukanuba more."
-- from Julie Has Seafood, Act III, sc. 2
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"What is a Manx, if its chief good and market of its time be but to sleep and feed? a feast, and more."
-- from Handlick, Act IV, sc. 4
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"If there were reason for these miseries, then into limits could I bind my mowrroww-wowls."
-- from Bite Us and Run Amuck, Act III, sc. 1
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"I can talk, and speak to him in many sorts of meows."
-- Twelfth Bite, Act I, sc. 2
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"The moist Starkist, upon whose influence the Tuna Empire stands." --Handlick, Act I, sc. 1
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"Sleep, that sometimes shuts up the cat's eye, steal me awhile from the mice's company."
--A Midslumber Mice Dream, Act III, sc. 2
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"This was the most unkindest cat of all."
--Julie Has Seafood, Act III, sc. 2
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"The beast with many attachments butts me away."
--Cleanervacuumus, Act IV, sc. 2
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"That way mattress lies."
--King Oscar Sardines, Act III, sc. 4
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"He that lies on the lap stays for pets."
--The Ten Pets, Act IV, sc. 1
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"All this condo's my stage, and the humans merely players."
--As You Lick It, Act III, sc. 7
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"This mortal carpet I'll ruin."
--Antony and Cleo the Cat, Act V, sc. 2
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"The world's mine Fancy Feast, which I with sharp claws will open."
--The Meows and Whines of Whiskas, Act II, sc. 2
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"I have eaten him out of house and home."
--Henry the Furred, Part II, Act II, sc. 1
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