I keep a sub-directory in my work emails called "Personal and Confidental" - where I keep the funny stuff.

Here's some moments of zen...

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me alone.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

27. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.