Looks like maybe we should get my dust mites together with your fruit flies and send them all out on a slow boat to China!

And don't worry, I'm like you and can't kill a thing.....except these teeny tiny little ants that have already invaded the kitchen - ugh! CJ's food bowl was just swarming with them the other day, poor little guy. I'd have diarrhea too if my food was swarming with ants -

If they'd only get the idea that one or two is fine and can be dealt with, but when they think they can take over the place, it's time to put your foot down....or in your case, put your fist down.