My dearest Amber,
You look so lovely. What a happy surprise to see you write to me. Meowmie's been busy painting the bedroom (ho-hum) At least she's been letting the balcony door open for us -- even after she threatened to keep it closed on us! Perhaps one night you can come to the balcony and I can call over the edge to you like Romeo and Juliet.
Yours in devotion,
Harry