Oh poor Mowgli! I am sooooosorry to hear that that thing tried to eat you and you even lost some fur!! And then you had to get the squirt bottle too. Well, first, that squirt bottle wasn't for YOU but for that THING - some just got on you.

Also, you are SOOOOO smart to imitate those sad eyes from the ogre movie. I saw that too and thought those were the BEST persuasive eyes I had ever seen. Meowmie may not stay home from work when you use those eyes but she will NOT be able to resist cuddling you.

Maybe you can hang out with Zelda more? You can even tell stories about the thing in the room. Maybe, soon, that thing will learn her place and start to act nicer. You might have to show her who is boss and eat a little of HER fur Then, maybe you can make friends.

Poor baby!!! I hope this makes you feel a little better:
*SMOOCH*SMOOCH*
*RUB*RUB*RUB*RUB*

You are a wonderful and smart kitty, Mowgli!!
and one of my very favorite orangies, too - but don't tell!

When your auntie Lisa ses this - she will help ypu feel better, too!