<I hate the first day of class - I hope we don't have to break off into groups later in the session>

My name is Catland, but my friends call me Julie. If I was younger I'd flirt with the hazmat guys. As it is, I'll just flirt with Mario.

I'm addicted to PT Smilies. I sometimes go through Smilie withdrawl when I have to compose a regular email at work or on another web site <what - another web site? - how could it be? > and the PT smilies aren't there to convey my innermost emotions.

I think I'll sit down now.