Boots! What a handsome fellow you are, and you have a striking resemblence to my Mimi! Only Mimi isn't "big boned". She weighs 6 pounds, soaking wet!
Sounds like you are in the lap of luxury, and are very much loved by your human. Hope you have a mini Mardi Gras in honor of your special day today!! Stay "cool" and celebrate!! You're the Cat of the Day!!!