Jeffries, I've been waiting patiently to say what a cute dear little wiggle butter you are. How could anyone resist those eyes and that dear little face. Now that you have us all at your complete disposal, just lie there on your back and we'll line up to give you belly rubs and kisses. (Yes, around here we do kiss bellies.)
I hope you enjoyed your very special day, Jeffries. The powers that be had one easy job deciding to pick you for the one, the only
DOG OF THE DAY.