Always glad to amuse. Though if you can think of a better way to describe a cat's natural feminine assets, I'd love to hear it!

Things are still not good between all three. I've moved Kahlua to the bedroom so she's got a bit more room. And I've been feeding all three by the door so they've got to be around each other (even with a closed door in between), and no one wants to be buddies. The last time I had Kahlua out, things were peaceful for a bit, and I turned my back to go see how supper was coming along, next thing I knew, Mowg was diving through the blinds to hide behind the couch, Zelda was all puffed up in my bedroom, and Kahlua beat feet to the spare room because she saw me coming with the squirt bottle.