This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife
looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"


"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."


"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."


Services will be held at 2:30pm Saturday at Forever Green Mortuary.