Fudge, you are indeed a beautiful girl, even when asleep. (I have absolutely no doubt that all your moggy predecessors were beautiful too, of course.)

You are in very good company here, Fudge. We have a number of Abyssinians here at Pet Talk. Perhaps you would like some Pen Pals? You could all swap stories of your exploits (of which there seem to be many!)

I hope you have a wonderful day today, sweetie, in honour of your lofty "Cat of the Day" status!