I have a story about cats playing with things that I can't decide if it's gross or funny.

I used to live with my grandmother, and at night she would take out her teeth. One night she went to the table to find them and couldn't. She asked me if I had seen her teeth? I said um, no.. eew! Anyway, way back under her table was her bottom teeth - Bassett had knocked them off and had been playing with them!!

EEEEWWW!!!!!!