I love that!! We are getting some good funnies lately Thanks!

Here is a couple more to add to the list:

Socks: Little pieces of footwear that humans leave on the floor for us to play with. Take them in your mouth and walk over to your owner with them. Then when they try to grab them run away quickly so that they chase you. Then when they do get a hold of them, play tug-of-war and shred them good so that they are rendered useless for the humans.

Squeaky Toys: A toy that makes noise and is great fun for us to play with. The key is to leave them everywhere so the owners can step on them in the middle of the night and scare themselves to death. It is also fun to bring them to bed with you and right before your humans fall asleep give it a good bite so the squeak jars them awake. Very amusing.

Um, these come from my experiences! hee hee hee hee