I'm single (widow) and not stupid. I'm a steady hard workin' woman with dogs, cats and a snake. BUT, I can not do cold all the time. Don't really care about toilet seats.. I know how to dig a hole in the woods when I have to go. BUT, I can not do cold all the time. Oh well dear.. you are a handsome man and maybe one of these lovely ladies will .. whatever You are a joy and delight to listen to and thank you for your caring.