Me thinks everyone here has already had too much everclear! How come we all come up with the pipe as the weapon? I, personally, can't remember any of the other weapons....anybody? An ax maybe? And why is it always in the library?

How about in the bedroom by the lumberjack with the axe?

Oh oh, guess I maybe need some more of that everclear....

Isn't everclear almost pure alcohol and that's why they use it for the fire part?

I'll take a pink slushie please.