1) Time outs only work in sports.

2) Take away the kids toys, he'll behave for a minute and when he gets them back the behavior will come back too!

3) I am sure the parents paying prime bucks to have their children in that school really appreciate the teacher talking time out of the curriculum to write out a note, send the little monster to the 'office', or discipline him...

When your kid fails don't sue the school, sue the monster's parents.

4) Enroll the mom in the school, to monitor her spawn's behavior and to teach her to read---the small print on the enrollment paperwork.

5) Reserve a cell RIGHT NOW in the county jail for this kid.

6) "I'm a huge communicator," she said, "and I feel like physical is not the answer." Wait until the kid hauls off an smacks HER...She won't be able to answer cause the kid got physical, with her.

BTW,
Communication has solved SOOOOOO many problems!
WWI, WWII, Korea, Viet Nam, Iraq, Bosnia, Falklands....


7) The mom has a hypenated name......


I guess it may be Neanderthal thinking to want to spank a child as a form of punishment, but, I have never heard of a Neanderthal parent ever having any problems with THEIR kids...

Crack the kid a few times.

Here's an example.

You have a 4 year old that likes to sock people in the crotch.

Sure, give him a time out or two....He'll never learn that when he turns 5 and does that , that someone is gonna fire his arse up or dot his eye....then all hell breaks loose, the mom sues the kid/parents that got hit in the bits---and never acknowledge their kid is a jerk....

"By no means is my child perfect" A brilliant observation, Michelle Shallow-Gabrielson you friggin' nitwit.


You just have to crack the little three times REALLY HARD.
If he don't learn by then, put him in Juvenile Hall.
It happened to me and look at how I turned out.




Parents these days are soooooo intent on keeping their children living a painless, guilt free, life that they'll never teach them to take responsibility, screw up, skin their knees and learn what the big world has in store for them....


Spare the Rod???

You won't need it again if you use it right the FIRST time.