Now yours reminds me...
'I'll have a coffee'. I take coffee, oh I'll have cream, ok, I bring you cream, oh and can I have sugar. %^(*&^ is this your 1st cup of coffee you have ever had, don't you already know when you order it that you want cream and sugar. Now you may think the server should ask, this is a BUSY bar, grow up and order what you want the first time. Not much coffee going on where I work.. If you want a vodka and tonic you order a vodka and tonic, not just vodka and then when I bring it a tonic.
OK, I will 'try' to stop now.