Originally posted by Oggyflute
Try cooking 30 beef wellingtons on a VIP flight in a galley the size of asmall linen cupboard.
If you tuck one between your legs and two under the armpits
you could have finished faster...


Originally posted by CalliesMom
Worst job: I worked a summer job at the Meat Science lab as an undergraduate. I got to make dog treats; sounds great but I always ended up smelling like dead animals.
LOLOLOL,
That reminds me of the old joke....

I was so ugly my mom hung a piece of meat around my neck so the dog would play with me!