I had to take several breaks while reading that! That is about one of the funniest things I have ever read in my whole life! I had to take breaks because I was laughing so hard that I had tears and couldn't see, the side splitting laughing was also causing PAIN.... Yes!! I was laughing THAT hard!!

That was as good as the one where the guy bought that taser for his wife and decided to try it on himself first....it was just small batteries so what harm could it do?

OMG... my sides still hurt!