Why not market under a diff name to a diff targert audience? Someone, somewhere would want a pair...

Oh sure...."toot" your own horn why don't you, Miss Businesswoman of the Year!!!
And the attorney's name was Mr. Beaver? There's a joke in there somewhere! Where's Richard?

ROFLMAO!!! I'm not touching this one with a ten-foot pole....nope....I'm keeping my mouth shut