Originally posted by RICHARD
Pom Pom, Bits, or family jewels.
I lost my pair, It seems so cruel.
There one day and then they're lost,
My manhood's gone, But, oh the cost!
No more spraying or serenading gals.
But I mourn the loss of my "pals".
I wish it was done with more tact.
Instead I'm left with an empty sack.
Mom is happy that I'm fixed.
They took my friends, but not my.........
Glad you're so inspired by my baby's rough week!

You're just so darn talented, Richard! LOLOLOL Love the song!