When we were teenagers, I had a friend who would mush a pat of butter into a spoon, cover it with salt, and lick, lick, lick. Then, when she felt like she needed either more butter or more salt, she'd reload. She carried that spoon around with her all day after school. Of course, she was then, is now, and always will be, 5'7", 130 pounds, and never has to diet a day in her life.

My boyfriend likes cauliflower dipped in shrimp cocktail sauce. When I was a kid, I used to make peanut-butter-and-Hershey's-sauce sandwiches. Yum.