ROFLOL!!! I don't mean to make light but once I read what his problem was I had to laugh! Poor little Murphy has given you quite the scare hasn't he? You have had more things to deal with in three weeks then you've had with all the others!
The poor little fella is working really hard to make up for lost time and it sounds like he is doing a mighty fine job of it!!

I guess you can legitimately tell him...He's full of POOP!!