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Hi God ~

Prayer Pups here, an ME Too ~ BOWSER!
We'z kallin bout my KUZIN or NIECE or sum sorta Relative!!

Shhhh... don't shout! He kan hear ya, Bowz.

Sorrie, God - Bowz iz sorta a "Trainee" here inna Purrayer Offiss.
It'z his Furst Kall up ta HQ.

God, kan You paLeeze do a Sir Jury Assist on da 15th?

We'd 'preciate it iffin You kuld <ride along> to da Hoppsbittel an
<skrub in> whilst they remove da *bump* on Sara Pup...
Please <guide> da White Coat's hanz an Help em ta get it all off.

Allua Pet Talkerz are gonna be kallin in wiff Purrayers fur Sara;
and we'll be Lightin Up da Prayer Kandilz, too.

Bowser here! ~ THANKS, God!!

/s/ the (THREE) Prayer Pups
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