Why not buy him his own pair of plires?... Can't you picture that?.....

A lady walks into the store and goes to the tool section, there she stands, looking rather confused at the pliers.. Macho sales dude walks up, "Can I help you Mam? You need pliers?"

She answers, "Yes, but I am not sure which pair I need...."

"well Mam, if you tell me what job you need them for, I perhaps can help you."

Lady, " I need them for my cat."

Salesman, "Cat? What kind of cat, metal? Wood? Iron?"

Lady, "Oh, he is a real cat and he likes pliers, keeps trying to steal all the reapirmens plires so I thought I would get him his own pair.."

Salesman, "OK Mam, and what would you CAT be using them for?"

I will leave the rest to RICHARD!!!