3 major accidents in my life............not one was my fault, though.

#1 I was following a drunk driver...........staying WAY back. He finally pulled off the side of the road, I thought because he knew he was to drunk to drive. So I went around him, on the road. He hit his gas and aimed his truck right into me, pushing me into the other lane........right into another car.

#2 I was driving on a main road, when a 16 year old boy, who just got his first car, ran the stop sign. Slammed into the side of me, pushing me into the ditch, over on my side.

#3 (the worse) I was coming home, at night, just a mile from my house. There was about 5 car behind me as I was coming to my turn, onto my road. As I'm turning left, this semi decides to pass all the 5 cars, slams into the drivers side of me, forcing my car to turn. Then the wheels of his trailer, rides over the back of my car, again forcing me to spin around. At that point, the back half of his trailer rides down the side of my car, again I spin around, and the last of his trailer wheels rides over the hood of my car. I ended up in a ditch, with the only part of my car left was the drivers seat, where I was sitting.

It took that semi a half a mile before he could even come to a stop, that's how fast he was going when he hit me. Car of course was totated, but somehow, I was fine. Of course none of the witnesses believed I was fine. I had just gone shopping and there was sauce spilled and with it being night time, they thought it was blood. lol SO they keep telling me I was hurt and made me lay down in the ditch!!! Turns out they thought I lost a foot, or something, because I also had extra shoes in the trunk and one was covered in red sauce. With it being dark, they figured the worse, not being able to see clearly.

My girlfriends kids got to the point that when I talked about getting a new car, they would say to me..."Just get into another wreck" "you always get a new car after a wreck" LOL