Miz Edwinda,
I'm on my knees to beg forgiveness, for I've let my working and purrrsonal life get in the way of my adoration of you. Please extend a Royal Sceptre so that I may kiss you and shower you with all the admiration you deserve. I promise to never ignore you again, your Royal Highnie....I mean Royal Highness.

Humbly yours,
slick