A cat in the hand is worth 2 rolls of bandages.

The best things carried to excess are wrong unless its cat food and toys.

Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling and I give you a sleeping cat.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. All cat actions have one of more of these seven causes: food, food, sleep, sleep, sleep, food, play. (NB this is not in any order).