When life hands you lemons,
Don't make lemonade, cat's don't like citrus.


Measure twice and cut once-
Sometimes the cat gets a bigger piece
and doesn't like what you are eating.

A penny saved is one more to spend on the cat.

Birds of a feather, flock together-
Because there's a huge tom stalking them!

Patience is a virtue-
Unless the cat is running about the house at 3 a.m.