Originally posted by slick
Here Gini...you can have my second one as long as you don't mind an Ice Pick....

**waves** Hi Karen....so you made Bailey's at Christmas! Welcome to my world. Only 6 months to go before you're sipping some in Gini's back yard...assuming it will dry up by then.
Looking forward to it! Hmmm...hopefully Gini's backyard will be dry by then. I bet Mr. Fish is having a great time with all of this water!

Since we have been throwing around the idea of a horseback ride over the BBQ weekend, I thought I would supply this blonde joke to go with my WB...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is bopped against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...

The Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.

(this situation is actually pretty similar to one my husband had...and it was a real horse! Hence the reason he's not so fond of them...)