Malone doesn't think he's got a chance after seeing the pics of Simba. But he still wanted me to post it anyway....



And here's a note for beautiful Lucy:

My Dearest Lucy,

Please do say you will be mine. My heart is empty and longing for a beautiful bride like you to be my one and only. We can go for rides in the car together and stop at the hot dog stand for some munchies. Then I will take you through the bank drive-through for some cookies. Then we can romp and play in the park, woofing and digging together. Please, please, do say you will be mine!

Your love sick fool,

Malone