Oh, it's terrible! Just terrible! Meowmie called from work and told me I'm getting... getting... Soft Claws tonight! Nooooo! She said it's mostly because I dig at the carpet when I get shut in the bedroom while she eats, and also a bit because I grab her hand when we play and my nails are always a little sharp. But really now! I only want out with the food! Wouldn't you all do the same? Oh, this is so humilitating! All my PT Aunties gotta help! Meowmie wants to get {{{shudder}}} PURPLE! Waaaaah! I don't want purple nails! But Meowmie thinks purple will be good in case they ever need to go on Zelda too. Like that goody-goody would ever be nawtee enough to get... Soft Claws... Oh how could such an awful thing happen to sweet little me!?

Yours in misery,

Mowgli