Originally posted by Pit Chick
Hey bartender,

Tequila shot with a crown and coke chaser over here.

DONE!!!!


Hey, what's that reptile doing the men's bathroom?

Catland,

Of course...I was gonna wait until someone else asked..

K9,
LIT.....DONE!

Weather????

Let me check the weather gauge.......

LOL

the old joke about the piece of string hanging off the porch.

I think it goes something like this...

A salesman walks up to the porch and spies a man in a rocking chair intently staring at a piece of string hanging from one of the rafters at the end of the porch.

The salesman introduces himself and asks the man what he is doing..

"Why, I'm gettting the weather forecast!"

"The weather.........how can you get the weather forecast from a piece of string???"


"Easy,
If it's swinging, it windy,
It it's wet, it's rainy,
It it's frozen, it's snowing,
It it's warm, it's sunny......"