Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
MOFF enters wearing her elf suit and sprinkling sparkling elf dust around. She sings:

Jolly Old St. Nickolas,
Lean your ear my way.
Don't you tell a single soul,
What I'm going to say!
Christmas eve is coming soon,
Now you dear old man.
Whisper what you'll bring to us.
Tell us if you can!
When the clock is striking twelve,
When I'm fast asleep,
Down the chimney broad and black,
With your pack you'll creep;
All the stockings you will find
Hanging in a row;
Mine will be the shortest one,
You'll be sure to know.

Laurie wants a mat-tra-us;
Slick's last name is Heys;
Corinna wants a carousel;
Debbie gets straight A's;
Richard wants some workout tapes
(Or does he want Jane Fonda?)
David gets a plane ticket -
He goes and visits Donna.

Connie 'ceives a computer;
Captain gets a bike;
Logan bakes us cookies -
and shares w/ Cass's mice;

I lack a few gettin' everyone's name in there but I'm outta time -- see ya after work!