Lucy went *SWIMMIN* inna Warsher!???
Glad da KatGuard wuz On Duty!

Nunbuddie here eber went *swimmin* inna warshin mashine -
ourz izza "top loader"...
But we gotz Dryer Tails...

Both *events* happened affore we were around;
but we'z heard Dad Tell da Tails...

BOTH Furst Kat Fred AND da current DumKat, Boots,
have taken a *SPIN* inna Dryer!!

They wuz both lil tiny PuppieKatz when they dun it.
Same storrie fur Boff of em ~

Dad wuz pullin summa da stuff out;
few thingz needed more dryin tyme...
Dad's puttin da Dun Stuff inna baskit...
Enter da DummKat - attrackted by da *warm* inna Big White Box...

Dad re-startz da dryer an ~
*THUMPITY* *THUMP* *THUMP* Noizes start!!

Quick *STOP* anna Verrie DIZZIE Kat krawlz out!

Dad sez Ole Fred nebber did "learn her lessin" -
she wuz No-Torry-Uss for hoppin inna dryer fur a *ride* whenebber
she had da opportunitee!

DummKat Boots onlee went fur Wun Short Ride ~
da *THUMPITY* - *THUMP* Noize saved hiz tiny butt, too.
Boots "learned his lessin" - Dad only hasta open the Warsher/Dryer
hide-away doors to send Boots *FLYIN* outta da den to wunna his hidey-spotz!
But he DUZ like *nappin* inna clothes baskit AFTUR da dudz come
outta da dryer box all warm an toastee!


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