Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
I'm a natural as an ELF!

It's just a hop, skip, and a jump from a Munchkin to an elf! If fact, I'm even shorter than when I played a Munchkin in High School!

Besides, as an elf, I get to play with all the toys!

Can I have a hot chocolate with 3 big marshmallows?
Oh, and 4 catnip teas for my "helpers"!
Let's see, Connie. I have about a week and a half to grow in the rest of my beard (I have a goatee now) so I can be Santa!!