We're new there... we don't know anyone!

I'm back on the phone with Sprint. Not only does it have to be shipped to our home address, but someone has to be there to sign for it. So I'm trying to make them understand that we both have to be at work during the week so that we can AFFORD to buy things like this!

No no, the best they can do is attempt delivery 3 times and then take it to the local UPS store for me to go pick up.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!