Oh! Mi amor!! Te quiero!!
Dearest Edwina, my sweet little cat-nip blossom! My little tender vittle...never fear! You will soon find that I am not like all these Krazy Cali Kats, of which you are so forwarned!!

Last night I saw you in my dreams...a brilliant light engulfed your furry soul...and through my sleepy reverie...a glorious message did unfold!
A radiant warmth ran through me...when you tenderly detailed a special place I've never been, where love prevails!
Do not be conflicted my sweet head-gear-lovin' lady of my heart!

Oh! Whatever shall we do, my buttery little biscuit???

Oh Edwina...where art thou???!!