An old lady, famous for her charitable work was visited by a fairy godmother who offered her 3 wishes.

"My," she said, "I've everthing I could want in life. What more do I need?" After a moment she thought "well, I could do with a new chair. I've had that one for 25 years."

In the blink of an eye, the fairy godmother gave her a new chair. "What will your second wish be?" asked the fairy.

"Well, if you insist, I would like a new car."

Instantly, a new car appeared outside her house.

And you're third wish?

"Well, I suppose there's no point having a new car without having somebody to share it with...Can you possibly turn my loyal and loving cat into a handsome young man?"

Almost immediately, the cat turned into a handsome man. The young man walked over to the lady and said, "I bet you wish you hadn't had me neutered now..."