Sorry if anybody else did this one but I didn't want to read every joke to make sure i didnt copy anybody. I have a couple.

1st joke: There was a little boy and it was the first day of school. His teacher was teaching the class the abc's. The little boy says, "Teacher I have to go pottie!" "Okay," says the teacher, "but first say the abc's." "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz" says the boy. "What happened to the p?" the teacher asked. "It's running down my leg!" you've prbly heard it already and I know it's kind of cheesy, but I thought it was kind of funny

2nd joke: Why didn't the chicken cross the rode? Because he was a chicken! Ha ha! (corny!)

3rd and last joke: The boys says to his dad, "daddy is GOD black or white" his dad didn't know what to answer so he replies "both son" then he asked "daddy, is GOD a boy or a girl?" his dad didn't know what to answer so he replies "both son" the boy looked shocked. "DADDY! I didn't know that GOD was Michael Jackson! Hope you enjoyed these jokes!