My stories??

I made eye contact with a gal that works in the bank up the street...our '10 second affair' happens twice a month on payday.
It's an ongoing thing.

When I have spoken to her, the SEXIEST THING SHE has ever said to me is......"Good Morning" and "Would you like large bills??"

It's a stupid little school boy crush and we both know it's going on-but that's as far as it will ever go.

But, it's kinda nice knowing that should we ever take that next step she'll never ask me how much money I make in my job....


She has access to my accounts!!!

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I was at a car dealership where they had some race vehicles on display.

I was looking at a car when I felt uneasy. I looked about and spied a woman in a Toyota racing/fire suit staring...

She was a 'model', hired to sell the new line of trucks- I walked over to her and we chatted for about 30 minutes....

It was fun, it was like we had known each other for ages......There was a chemistry there and when ever I need some reaffirmation I look at the poster she signed for me-

"I love you- Leslie!!! *heart*!! (NOT THE WAY she signed the posters for everyone else!)


And wonder what would have happened if I wasn't such a lummox.

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I once made a gal crash into the file cabinet at work....THAT was funny....

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Originally posted by gini


He drove right into one of the pillars in the parking lot.

I had to get out of there because I was laughing so hard!

Gini,
LOLOL, You left a guy with a broken heart, a bent fender and the deductible......

I guess that makes you a 'car wrecker'....